he’s like a dolphin mixed with jesus

he can do know wrong. he can even rock a porn ‘stache. actually, that’s not okay. but you can do whatever you want when you have a body like that and break world records without breaking a sweat.  really though, i like how he said he was in “cruise control” during the prelims. for me, “cruise control” is going into any gas station and locating the strawberry wafers and cactus cooler.i’ve got to go. i’m going to buy those paris hilton and nicole richie books on amazon so i can shed some pounds fast. them i’m gonna buy the jose canseco book so i can ‘roid- i mean bulk up

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