worst movie hair styles

let me just say first that i thought sweeney todd was a horrible movie. for some strange reason unknown, i hate when people touch my neck, so watching that montage of throat-slitting made me want to kill myself. and plus, i just thought it was an all-around horrible movie. it also made Yahoo!’s “Worst Hairstyles in Movies” list:

but, i kind of like the 80’s bob in no country for old men

…i think.

and if there is a list that has “worst” or “horrible” or “not good” in the title, naturally, from justin to kelly has to be in it:

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i have a douche load of work to do

but yet i remain on the internet.
checking virb, facebook, myspace, and whatnot.
looking at the list of golden globe winners (p.s; johnny depp and that horrid movie shouldn’t have won)
reading blogs. pathetic. laziness at its best (or worst…whatev)

that is all.

p.s;
*snicker* i said douche load… wtf is that?

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WTF bravo?!?!?

how am i supposed to do my homework when you air snazzy shows like project runway and make me a supermodel???

come one guys! you can’t play project runway in the morning when i’m trying to be productive! and what is this:

huh? let’s get a better handle on these time slots, at least until summer ;P

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if i change my font to comic sans

my five page paper becomes a seven page paper! i like to do this for one reason:
once the paper actually hits like, 12 pages, i turn it back to times new roman and its at least 10 pages, literally. its a self-esteem boost technically. im not one of those jerks that quadruple spaces between paragraphs and has a half a page title, that ain’t cool.

back to writing my 8 to 10 times new roman english lit paper.

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you mean, i can’t call you doogie?!

so, i saw the brave one today. and i couldn’t help

thinking about naveen andrews as “sayid” on LOST.

it was quite unfortunate actually. as they were beating

the crap out of him, i saw the others beating the crap

out of him. (if you don’t watch the show, don’t bother)

it kind of sucks in a way, that certain actors get pegged as

characters:

• neal patrick harris – doogie howser
• daniel radcliffe – harry potter
• jon heder – napoleon dynamite
• anthony hopkins – hannibal lectar
• eh, im lazy you can make your own list

personally, i tend to make my own pegs. but not really “character pegs”

they’re more like creepy pegs. like for one thing, ever since i saw red dragon i can’t even look

at ralph fiennes without wanting to pee on myself and run away, and everytime i see a full back

tattoo, i picture phillip seymour hoffman

in a burning wheelchair rolling down the street. i usually retain

movie plots and characters pretty well, and sometimes their

a bit too hard to shake. i’ll always see natalie portman as that little girl

in the professional, steve carrel and rainn wilson will always be michael

and dwight, and will ferrel will always be… oh dang…uh…. he’ll

always need more cowbell. i think that’s why i get so frustrated when books are turned into movies and

tv shows, because i always have to remember everything about certain characters and plots. .. or i just like

complaining, that’s probably the most likely reason.

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reeding is for weenies

so, i was pretty fed up with books to movies/tv shows after the sisterhood of the traveling pants.
so, i saw children of men first and then read the book; and now i know why. it’s pretty much like someone read the book, went on vacation for a month, then decided to write the screenplay while watching every season of the oc. i don’t understand why they don’t warn us when books have nothing to do with the movie except for a basic outline. but this is just silly:

it’s a season 1 promo picture for gossip girl, thats gonna be on the cw. i can tell by looking at the cast they didn’t pay attention to much detail. in fact, that girl on the far right is supposed to be 14, have DD breasts, and have thick, curly brown hair. the only thing they got right is the school uniform…and the girl part. and that guy to the left of her is supposed to be fat, blond, a closet gay, and have a pet monkey on his shoulder wearing matching outfits. (yup, i’m pretty serious about my reading) i wouldn’t be surprised if they hired james earl jones as the narrator. boo, the cw producers, boo. heres the teaser trailer for season 1:

it’s somewhat similar to the books, and i’ll probably still watch it (i can’t help it), but come on now.

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it’s summer time allright

so, i thought tthe point of having a little brother was that i would’nt be subjected to this nonsense:
yes, i was forced to watch high school musical 2 not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES!!!
and then the little jerk made me burn it to DVD. are we being serious?! who sits and writes this stuff down? i also had to

• put it on my ipod
• pretend to like it
• sit down on the couch and actually watch it
• and deal with the fact that i’m apparently the only human left that does’nt like it

what the duece?! i hate high school musical!!! i hate the disney channel! what happened to even stevens and lizzie mcguire?

not all kid’s movies/shows bother me, but this crossed the line; i wish i could burn zac efron on the amazinglyy green lawn he sang and dance on

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