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November 16, 2008 • 8:23 pm 0

Living In Southern California Advantage #001

This isn’t really an advantage to living in Southern California as much as it is being a tourist, but I thought I’d post it anyway:

So, this one time I was at the Waterworld show (Don’t even get me started on why E.T. and Back To The Future were taken away from us but this show is still around…along with Backdraft) but anyway, apparently, Universal Studios shows are the place to go for actors in between jobs. For example, this guy: from Twilight which I don’t care about at all, and The O.C. which I totally cared about (and still has a special place in my heart) is/was totally in the Waterworld show! Along with some guy from CSI: New York, JAG, and Eva Longoria! Okay, I made that last one up, but she probably makes guest appearances from time to time. I don’t know why I’m so enthused with this, because no one i tell cares, but you should! Why? Because imagine all the other celebs floating around in the Van Helsing Haunted House or in the Homer Simpson costume. What if Neil Patrick Harris was apart of the tram ride before How I Met Your Mother was casting? And what if Joaquin Phoenix takes over this Twilight guy’s role in Waterworld? Important stuff people, important stuff.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go purchase season passes to Legoland, Disneyland, and Universal Studios.

P.S.

That Guy‘s name is Cam Gigandet and apparently, he totally has a ponytail in Twilight which is yet another reason I won’t be seeing it. (Look out for that post later).

P.P.S.

Am i the only one that thinks that scarf is completely unnecessary? Who the duece is running these GAP ads now days? Lindsay Lohan?! I’m not gonna hate though, he still looks DAMN GOOD. i should probably go rent The O.C. and the In The Land of Women. Oh dang! I just made a six degrees reference there:

Cam Gigandet is in Twilight with Kristen Stewart who was in In the Land of Women with Adam Brody, who was in The O.C. I could probably go all the way to Kevin Bacon but I’ve already crossed the line with these so…

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August 12, 2008 • 7:39 pm 0

I’ve decided that it would take a lot for my to kill myself

for example, baja blast would be discontinued like sprite remix (r.ip. dear friend, we had many good sessions). man, that mess is delicious. i’ve been secretly praying for a while that they would bottle what i like to call "heaven on tap" would be bottled. but if they did bottle it, i’d have absolutely no reason

to go to taco bell. really, you don’t know how many times i’ve wanted cheese fries from carl’s jr. but said taco bell just for the baja blast.

i would also be pretty upset if sawyer was killed/magically disappeared from LOST. now, i’m not sure if i would literally kill myself, or just wait around until LOST finished it’s run, but i’d be on very thin ice. for example, if sawyer was killed, then i went to taco bell and all the baja blast was gone, i’d probably take a family hostage inside of taco bell; john q style. i would also request that they send josh holloway and matthew fox to coax me out. i’m a middle child, i find neediness necessary.

d and lastly my boo, anderson cooper, would have to be taken off air. why? …what do you mean why? look at him. he’s the coop, the silver fox! even though i’m pretty sure his wardrobe only consists of those tight black tees [that i happen to lvoe] and suits, i’d take him anyway. on the inside, i slightly wish he would run for president;hell, i’d vote for his fine ass.*